The Geezer advocates keeping a mental checklist that includes wiping off bits of recent meals in the corner of your mouth or on the front of your shirt and , of course, always checking the status of zippers .

Why do males of the Geezer species shut down sooner than their female counterparts? There’s more to life than ESPN2.

My father used to call them “organ recitals”, the universal senior conversations about bodily misfunctions. Enough already. 10 minutes should be the limit.

I’m beginning to suspect that the key to maintaining emotional health is ….posture. It’s surprising how standing  and walking straighter can improve one’s outlook on this often wretched world.

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