Bay seniors convinced that New Agers can’t laugh at themselves might want to sit in on Swami Beyondanda’s show this Saturday night up in Geyserville. There’s no guarantee of this wiseacre’s hilariousness but the venue is worth a visit. It’s the Isis Oasis Sanctuary, a 10 acre religious retreat, definitely on the funky side, like a long neglected theme park, dedicated to the Egyptian goddess of magic and life. Animals including emus and pheasants roam the property not to mention the caged ocelets and servals (big tigerish felines). Meals and rooms starting at $100, are available. Definitely an alternative to yet another winery visit.