Bay seniors who think SF is the center of the world will be 100% correct over the next few days as corporate oligarchs descend in their private jets to celebrate Super Bowl 50 here. Even though we don’t have a dog in the fight, we locals are invited to a number of events including fireworks, the Bay Bridge re-lighting and free concerts like Chris Isaak plus family friendly games at Super Bowl City at the foot of Market. From January 30 to Game Day, Moscone Center is being turned into an interactive football theme park ($35). For $700 you can get a table for the Taste of the NFL at the Cow Palace. For $25,000 you can purchase seats at the Maxim Party on Treasure Island. On Feb 2 at the Roxie Theater local comics will be honing their snark mocking America’s favorite sport ($12). NFL players will be joining performers for a Super Bowl gospel celebration at the Paramount Theater on Feb.5 ($23). And these are just a hint of a wisp of a trace of the frenzy to expect.