That merciless email from your freshman sweetheart breaking up with you. The rejection letter from the college your dad went to. Your daughter’s note announcing she was going into professional mud wrestling. If you have mortifying mementos of your life’s missteps, you are encouraged to get over your discomfiture and read diary excerpts, letters, yearbook signings, whatever, aloud to a roomful of strangers at Mortified Live SF at the DNA Lounge on Friday February 8 at 7pm. It’s their idea of an early Valentine’s Day event. Go ahead and turn bright red.